May 20 Posted on May 20, 2026 Good morning, Huskies! Today is Wednesday, May 20th and we are on a working period schedule. St. Paul’s Church will be offering their grilled cheese lunch today, and all of you are welcome. Reminder to grads who paid to take part in the grad assassin if you want your money back come today at break or noon. The rest will be donated to Relay for Life. Campus Market Announcement: Well, today’s the day, Hampton High. The event you’ve been eagerly anticipating. It’s pun of the week-Oh Yeah! But the real excitement is for the second campus market of the semester during working period and first half of lunch today. It’s closer than the summer vacation, better than finding $5 you forgot you had, and more fun than being sent to the office. Come on, Lingley. Yesterday was your birthday. Cut me some slack! Harass your period 3 teacher to take you to the cafeteria at 11:55 during working period. If they won’t, first half of lunch works. And, for good measure, and in honour of Mr. Bellamy’s Canadiens making a deep playoff run, here are a couple of hockey jokes about rival teams. Question: How do you know it’s spring in Canada? Answer: The Leafs are out! And, Mr. Lacenaire, not to leave you out, Bruins fan that you are. Question: Why don’t the Bruins have a website? Answer: Because they can’t string three “W’s” together. Not only will you score great deals, unlike the Loser Leafs and the Brutal Bruins, you’ll come out a winner. See you at the market. Sports: Congratulations to the Ultimate Frisbee team who is heading into the district playoffs in first place! On Friday, they won against KV 12-6 and Saint John High 10-4. Thanks to our spirit players Eddie Caines, Oakley Greene, and Molly Turner (who won female spirit for both games!) Good luck at playoffs on Friday in St. Stephen! Puns of the Week: Historians have discovered the remains of a king who was twelve inches tall. Records indicate that he was a terrible king, but a great ruler. Did you hear that scientists have developed the world’s largest suction cup? I just don’t know how they pulled it off. Archaeologists have unearthed a two-thousand-year-old oil stain. They say it’s from Ancient Greece